my bees' wax...

slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry:

Stephen Fry- 3/100

Reblogged from Please have sex with me, Master Cromwell.

chung-alexa:

by Nick Grimshaw

Reblogged from Welcome to High Green.

the-last-shadow-puppies:

arcticmonkeysus:

thebigtangerine:

reblogging again.

makes me laugh every time

oh my GOD, i’m telling Boone you did this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE’S GONNA DIE
I CAN’T EVEN! THIS GETS ME EVERY TIME!

Reblogged from Welcome to High Green.

vrprprp-fassbender:

Michael looks so confused, but there’s reason, I swear. The camera didn’t work the first time, and this one (aka the only one that worked) was taken just before he turned to me and asked, “Did that one work?”.

So, what happened, in conversation format was:

Me: Um, hello Michael Fassbender, sir.
Michael: (laughs) Hello.
Me: Um, please may I please get a photo…please?
Michael: (smiles, and tries to not laugh at me because I am a twat who says please three times in one sentence) Yeah, of course, yeah. (squats down adorably/awkwardly)
[Camera doesn’t go off, so I click it again]
Michael: Did it work?
Me: Yes, thank-you, Michael. Thank-you.
Michael: No problem (or something to this effect, I don’t know I was fangirling pretty hard, then he signed my comic and grinned)
Me: Thank-you, you’re amazing.
Michael: (as he is about to walk off) Thanks guys, enjoy your night (or something to that effect)

He is so precious and sweet and signed for everyone, and posed for as many photos as he could.

I should probably clarify, when I get nervous or whatever, I call people ‘sir’ and ‘ma’am’ because, well, I don’t know, I’m a twat, ha.